As mentioned Monday, I decided that this week I was going to look for hats that match up with the lyrics to the Discovery Channel's infamous "Boom De Yada" commercial. Why? Because when backed up against a wall and at a loss for ideas, that was the best I could come up with. Also, I love the whole world and all its messed-up folks.
Wait--that's a different Boom De Yada. Ignore that last part, and let's get on with the hats.
So...the beginning of the second verse. The ocean:
Let's see; he's walking out of the water, he's wearing a hat, and he's a surfer, just like the lady who sings the line about loving the ocean. IT'S GOOD!
What's next? Really dirty things, huh?
Okay--I admit it; this one is a bit of a cheat, 'cause I think that's the host of the Discovery Channel show Dirty Jobs. Be that as it may, you can't really argue with me that the hat he's wearing has got to be really, really dirty.
Also, trying to search for dirty hats just turned up a bunch of stuff that is unabashedly NSFW, so this is the best I could do. Cut me some slack, man.
Moving on to "going really fast." Hmm... oh, I know!
Aerodynamic bicycling helmets! Sure, they make you look a little like a parakeet in profile, but those suckers help shave off tons of wind resistance.
And last, but not least, we need something for Egyptian kings.
Seriously--is anyone going to argue with me about a King Tut baby? I thought not.
That's the second verse down. Friday will be the day I tackle the last verse, and hopefully I can find a hat for hot magma.