Well, if you're going to do a post about just about every single kind of bear,
it only makes sense to start it off with a print featuring all of them, doesn't it?
Hey, Internets--remember that meme about CLEAN ALL THE THINGS? Consider today's post my riff on that, because I'm about to POST ALL THE BEAR HATS.
...Well, not all the bear hats. That would take a while, and I'm not even certain that every single specie of bear is represented in hat form (meaning, most likely not and I'd rather not spend hours looking in vain.) But I'll bet I can find at least one good hat for those particular species of bears that people care the most about.
For instance, there's this crocheted brown bear hat, which--if the tricolor band around it is any indication--is specifically the Ursus Chicagoanus branch of the bear family tree. Which I suppose appeals to a very small number of people, but at least that group has its own song and dance, so there you go.
To represent the black bear, I found this fleecy scoodie, which will keep your head and your neck warm all the cool-weather-season long. Although I would be very tempted to slap a floppy hat on top of it and tell everybody that it was a Paddington Bear scoodie, but that's just me.
Standing in for the polar bears, we've got this adorably soft-looking earwarmer, which I personally want rather badly. I'd also like the rabbit, but something tells me that wouldn't go over well with either TH or Rufus, so I'll settle for the earwarmer.
And just because I'm pretty certain somebody would get hurt if I left these guys out, here's a giant panda hat, complete with mighty incisors. Fear the mighty incisors!
But whatever particular kind of bear strikes your fancy, I think we can all agree that the best kind of bear is the kind that looks huggably soft and fuzzy, just like this bear hat right here:
Of course, the operative word there is "looks." Last I checked, it was still a bad idea to go around hugging bears, so I wouldn't suggest it at all.. The same is probably also true of people wear impossibly fuzzy bear hats, so just keep that in mind.
See you Friday!