Now this is a motivational poster I can get behind.
Or motivational print, as it were. Either way, I still dig the sentiment.
Seeing as today is Labor Day--that day where we Americans honor the virtue of work by taking the day off--I figured that I would make today's post a little easy for me. Instead of looking for a bunch of different types of hats that fit under one theme, I was simply going to post one hat and call it a day. But not just any hat. Oh, no; this had to be the hard-workingest hat on all of Etsy. Because I like to challenge myself, and I am also a glutton for punishment.
Needless to say, after many hours of staring at my computer screen until I thought my eyeballs would crack, I am happy to report that I have, indeed, found the hat worthy of that title. Behold:
Internets, I would like to introduce you to the TINFOILER ZERO (and yes, the Caps Lock was necessary.) As you might have guessed from the name, this sucker is meant to protect your mind from undesirable wavelengths, and while it may just look like a colander that has a bunch of stuff soldered to the top, there's a lot more going on here. A whole heaping lot more. In fact, check out this video of the TINFOILER ZERO in action:
Yeah, I have no idea exactly what's going there, either, but I can at least tell that it lights up a bit and it makes noises when other light sources shine on it. And while you are free to debate as to whether or not the whole "wavelength-blocking" thing is meant in earnest or in fun, you cannot argue with the fact that this is one working-hard helmet.
So kudos to you, dobart, on your fancy-pants anti-mind-control helmet. It is officially The Hardest-Working Hat I have ever seen. Be proud of that. Because, y'know, my opinion matters and stuff. Or something like that.
In any event, here's wishing a Happy Labor Day to my fellow Americans, and a hopefully not-crappy Monday to those who aren't. See you Wednesday!
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