Something Under The Bed Is Drooling

All I've got to say about the above print is this: I'm certain many of us 

could've used this affirmation hanging somewhere in our room when we were little.

You know what we haven't done this month, Internets?  We haven't taken one single, solitary look at those creatures that every single one of us at one point or another would've sworn blind lived in our closets or under our beds.  You remember--the ones that you were certain were going to come out and get you as soon as the light was shut off, and the only way you were going to survive until sunrise was by hiding under the blankets all night?  That's right, I'm talking about monsters.

Or, seeing as this is how this blog works, I'm talking about monster hats.  Because--as it turns out--monsters aren't actually real (a shocker, I know.)  However, these hats totally are, and I am glad for that.  Not just because this fits with this whole month's theme, but also because I would wear these suckers year-round if I could.

For example:

Honestly, who wouldn't want to wear this green, horned monster earwarmer beyond the month of October? Just think about the effect it would leave on making snow angels in the yard!  Of course, your hair might get a bit damp in the process, but it'd still be worth it.

Then again, if you would prefer something that covers a bit more of your scalp, then you might want to go with something a bit more hat-shaped. And if that's the case, then you can't go wrong with an adorable gap-toothed monster hat like this one.

Note:  This hat does not describe itself as being a yeti hat, but honestly, who are they kidding?  Look at the color scheme.  That's a yeti hat if I've ever seen one.  And before anyone starts arguing that yetis don't have antlers, I've got two words for you: PROVE IT.  Until then, I'm calling it like I see it, and I see a yeti hat.

And just because I'd rather not end this post on a belligerent note, here's a furry cyclopean monster scoodie:

Because, really, how are you going to argue with that?  I certainly can't.

And on that note, that's it for this week.  See you Monday!