Cute & Clanky

If this print doesn't make you squee from the adorable, there is something dangerously wrong with you.

You know what, Internets?  It's been far too long since I last posted some robot hats.  So guess what I'm going to do today (and by "guess" I mean "accurately predict what today's post is going to be about based on the title, the tags and the freakin' amuse-bouche I've got at the top of the page")?

If you said "robot hats," congratulations!  You won the knowledge that you are capable deductive reasoning!  Get yourself a cookie!

And while you're munching on your cookie, check out this lime green robot hat.  Because eating cookies and looking at cute hats make for a nice little mini-break during  your hectic day, I think.

Speaking of cute, look at this pink robot hat.  How much more precious can you get?

...Well, that all depends on whether you find yourself an equally-precious robot fascinator, like the one pictured above.   It's like what you'd get if you crossed a robot with a Care Bear.

P.S.  I will henceforth refer to this as Tenderheart Bearbot.  Care Bearbot : STARE!

Of course, if you'd rather go with something a little less robot-shaped, you can't go wrong with a robot pattern.  Y'know, like the one featured on this bomber hat, for example.  It's robottish goodness without being too far gone into robotitude.

By the way, are either of those words?  If not, I'd like to nominate them for actual wordhood.  The English language needs more robot-related words.

And finally, just because I can, here's a felted robot top hat:

Because while it's all well and good to want to look dapper, nothing makes you stand out from the crowd like a robot top hat.

See you next week!