The Return Of The Beards

Y'know, of all the shallow reasons out there to 

date somebody, I can't actually argue with this one.

Yes, you read that right--I'm posting some more beard hats, even though it's summertime and therefore way to stinkin' hot to even think about wearing something that heavy.  Because frankly, anytime is a good time for a beard hat, and I'm gonna start with this one:

Which, admittedly, is pretty standard beard hat, although I must point out that this particular bearded hat comes with the option of choose-your-own-beard color, so there is that.

However, if you're wanting something a little different, then you can't get more different than a crocheted flat cap with attached beard for babies.

Admit it--it is different.  And might I add, just because the above baby doesn't look particularly happy about the bearded hat does not mean that all babies are gonna hate bearded hats.  So just keep that in mind, childed people.

I'm not sure what it is I like better about this bearded hat; that the beard is lustrous enough that I'm surprised it's not attached to a viking/dwarf helmet, or that the beard is, in fact, detachable.  Because as beautiful as that beard is, you wouldn't want to risk messing it up by accidentally getting it into your spaghetti sauce, would you?

And just because if I'm going to revisit a type of hats that I've already posted before then I might as well go all in, here's a crocheted pirate beard hat:

And yes, it does come with the eyepatch.  You'll have to supply your own rum, though.

See you next week!